The neighbour’s roof is haunted.

Maybe it’s a Banshee…


Didn’t make any noise though. Possibly it was a banshee scouting out good rooves (roofs?) for later, when the apocalypse comes and it needs to let out a good long wail because at that point it won’t matter whose roof it is standing on. Everyone will need a banshee cry. It’s a banshee longing for the day it’ll be needed the most.

Maybe not.

With those eyes, it was probably a cyborg lazer-mammal bent on world destruction. Or just roof destruction. Maybe roof construction? Possibly it was trying to repair the shingles and dropped its hard-hat. Then it turned on its lazer eyes to see where the hat had dropped.

Nah, I’m just kidding. I know it’s most likely the undead soul of a vengeful housecat, grown twenty times it’s normal size with the ferocity of it’s hatred for… gutters.

Yeah, I’ll go to sleep now.

Posted on September 19, 2014, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Run. Run now.

    It’s probably too late, but on the off chance that thing had a nap before finding its hard hat and teaming up with the spiders – run.


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